You played Candy Crush waiting for the paint to dry. It said low fumes. The smell is so strong it tosses the room around in your head like a Cubist painting. Your lungs are bursting.

Open the door. Breathe. 

I love renovating. You get to compromise with your partner. You know they may not have the same taste but it all works out in the end. Love you babe. But what I don’t love is when you go to buy something and what they say is a load of guff. Low fumes…I don’t think so.

Aargh marketing. We get sucked in every time. 

Short and sweet today. Paint, if you had known it was going to stink that much you would have crashed somewhere else.

Dezzie